Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ever since the venerable Blogwise bit the dust, I've been without a blogrolling service. today, to hopefully increase my blog's visibility, I registered at Technorati. also, nowe that I have the new design in place I can update with some frequency again, and I'll kick it off with a grip of concert reviews starting with Thursday's show at the Fineline featuring Mandy Moore and Ben Lee.

as always, comments and suggestions are more than welcome.

now playing on iPod: John Mayer 'Wheel'

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Saturday, September 8, 2007

guys, seriously



this seriously makes me sad. the stuff at the top is supposed to be important and largely influence the stuff at the bottom. and people wonder why I get discouraged

now playing on iTunes: John Mayer 'Victoria'

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Tuesday, September 5, 2006

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Saturday, April 1, 2006

MySpace photo of the week month random time period

this is no April Fool's joke. from Monica's profile:



we get it, you have a huge ass. now, time to prove you have other redeeming qualities.

now playing on iTunes: Stephen Kellogg 'My Sweet Charade'

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006

MySpace strikes, yet again.

I don't really have too much to say about mICHELLE's profile, other than it's absolutely amazing. okay, first of all, she's 23. that's what she says. I mean, she looks to be about 40. and she appears to be married to David Wells. second, where the useless 'extended network' badge is supposed to be? yeah, it's replaced by a big 'fuck you'. literally! then, to top it off, in her 'heroes' section, she has posted a gif of a pot leaf on a road sign. CLASSY.

now playing on iTunes: Chris Rice 'Smile'

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Monday, November 28, 2005

MySpace strikes again

from jay's profile: (unaltered)
jay's Blurbs
Who I'd like to meet:
id like to meet bi grls that are very attractive nd ready to meet
hmm, a 44 year old who poses shirtless, enjoys the 'swirl', works in a glass house (whatever the hell that means) and can't spell the word 'and'. come and get him, attractive bisexual ladiez!

now playing on iTunes/iPod: silence

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Monday, November 21, 2005

another entry from the MySpace rejects pile

from STEPHAINE's profile (unaltered):



STEPHANIE's Interests




Heroes ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAVE THE WORLD EVERYDAY. GOOD JOB

I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS AND SUPERHEROS

now playing on iTunes: John Mayer 'Babylon'

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Monday, September 26, 2005

MySpace photo of the week

from Breanne's profile:



that random ass in the background just exudes class

now playing on iTunes: U2 'Beautiful Day'

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

survey time!

1. What time is it? 7:57p
2. Name: Ehren A Stemme
3. Nickname(s): lots. gimme one
4. Age: 25
5. Single or taken?: sniff
6. Chinese zodiac: monkey. I think.
7. hair color: blonde
8. Eye color: blue
9. Height: 6'1'' - 6'2''
11. Glasses, contacts or neither? glasses
12. Braces? nope
13. Piercing/tattoos? none
14. Birthplace: the paul
15. Current residence: the paul
16. Siblings names: lots


******HAVE YOU EVER******

17. Gone skinny dipping?: nope
21. Skipped school?: occasionally
22. Bungee jumped?: no.
23. Kissed someone NOT related to you?: of course
25. Kiss more than two people in one day: no!
27. TP'd someone's house: possiblye
28. Won something? sure.
29. Asked someone out?: yeah. I have like, a 4% success rate
30. Been rejected? I don't think we've met
31. Been in love?: mmhmm
32. Been to a funeral?: yep
33. Used a lighter? a few times
34. Been on stage? yep

******FAVORITE******

35. Food: no idea. I do loves a good pasta
36. Ice cream flavor: chocolate
38. School subject(s): English.
39. Breakfast cereal: honey nut Cheerios, Grape Nuts
40. Number(s): 32
41. Book(s): ehh.
42. Movie(s): too many
43. Candy: almond M&M's
44. Soda: Canada Dry
45. Color(s): blue
46. Vacation spot: anywhere
47. Sport to watch on TV: baseball
48. Sport to play: football, basketball
49. Bands/musicians: PAT McGEE
50. Letter(s): fuh?
51. Fast food restaurants: Wendy's
52. Cartoon Character: Sylvester the cat
53. Holiday: Christmas!

******DO YOU PREFER******

56. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate, natch
57. Boys or girls: girls
58. Long relationships or one night stands?: LTR.
59. Dogs or cats?: bunny
60. Scary movies or comedies?: comedy
61. Silver or gold?: silver
62 Croutons or bacon bits or both?: croutons

******THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

63. Doctor: expensive
64. Hedgehog: groundhog. shutup
65. School: ehh
66. Grass: green
67. Cows: ehh
68. Canada: hockey
69. Mouse: dead
70. Hand: -y

******THE PAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU******

71. Watched a movie?: mmhmm
72. Talked on the phone?: for about a minute
73. Cried? nope
74. Threw up? hah
75. Drank a glass of water? I've had like 4 bottles of water
76. Gone to the bathroom? mmhmm
77. Read a book or magazine? not yet
78. Watched tv? not yet
80. Taken a shower? last night
81. Taken a picture? not yet... actually wasn't planning on taking any soon
82. Listened to music? yep
83. Hugged or kissed someone? yes, no
84. Done your hw? none to speak of
85. Told someone you loved them? no. I don't usually use that word.


***DO YOU BELIEVE IN....******

88. Aliens? sure
89. Fun for the entire family? absolutely
91. Love? less so than last time I was asked
92. Magic? no.

*******SOME RANDOM STUFF******

93. Last movie you saw in theatres? ugh, I can't remember. probably 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' again
94. Are you listening to music right now? PAT McGEE
95. What color shirt are you wearing? my dark blue Ultimate shirt and a plain white tshirt
96. Do you like your middle name? not really
97. What kind of lotion do you use? some CK crap I got with some cologne ages ago
98. left handed or right handed? righty
99. What color is your backpack? black. and it's a MESSENGER BAG, dick

now playing on iTunes: Pat McGee Band 'Don't Give Up'

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Thursday, September 8, 2005

oh sigh.

sub-intelligent MySpacers strike again. this time, from Kellie's profile (emphasis mine):


Kellie's Interests
TelevisionDesperate Housewives I love, The O.C. (whoo hoo!), Lost, American Idol, Friends (I'm so sad it's over!), Will &; Grace, E.R., and according to my boyfriend I'm addicted to reality shows, but thats not entirely true because I don't like Survivor! It's gross! Oh and so is Fear Factor! I'd never eat a bus or animal body part for money! Ewwww!


man, I know how she feels. I get grossed out by people eating buses too.

the moral of this little blurb? LEARN TO SPELLCHECK.

now playing on iTunes: Snow Patrol 'Chocolate'

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

I could blog about my vacation, but I prefer to fill out a myspace bulletin

Your full name:: Ehren Arthur Stemme.

Age:: 25
Height:: 6'2''
Natural hair colour:: blizonde
Eye colour:: blue/gray
Number of siblings:: like, 300
Glasses/contacts?:: specs
Piercings:: nada
Tattoos:: refer to above
Braces?:: nuh uh.

FAVOURITE
Colour:: blue
Band:: Pat McGee Band, Mayer
Song:: 'Must Have Been Love'
Stuffed animal:: Sylvester and Mr. Bear which I still have for sentimental reasons
Video game:: MVP Baseball 2005
TV show:: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Entourage (for now)
Movie:: Love Actually, Strange Brew, Major League, Old School.... really, too many
Game on a cell phone:: Blue Blocks, Jamdat Bowling
Food:: italian, biatch
CD cover:: Mayer's 'Room for Squares', Chasing Elvis' 'Observe'
Flower:: no
Scent:: a sweet perfume. or brownies
Animal:: dunno.
Comic book:: 'Simpsons' comics. thats about all I read
Cereal:: honey nut Cheerios
Website:: Homestar Runner, The Sneeze, NDDN
Cartoon:: Simpsons or Family Guy

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: trying to learn the acoustic guitar.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: seriously? with school and work I have time for about 10 hours a week. at the most.
Like to sing?:: absolutely. how good I am is up for debate
Have a job?:: yes
Have a cell phone?:: since like '99
Like to play sports?:: well, I like to watch sports....
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: nuh uh
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: yeah. 8 actually, I think
Have any special talents/skills?:: not really
Excercise daily?:: I really do try to
Like school?:: not really. but it's kinda necessary

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: uh, why?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: no
Speak any other languages?:: hah, no.
Go a day without food?:: inconceivable
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: not anymore
Read music, not just tabs?:: yes. thanks bunches, Metropolitan Boys Choir!
Roll your tongue?:: no
Eat a whole pizza?:: not anymore

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: back in the day
Cried to get out of trouble?:: nope.
Gotten lost in your city?:: in MY city? no. Minneapolis, yes
Seen a shooting star?:: just this past Thursday
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: just the Canada.
Had a serious surgery?:: not that I recall
Stolen something important to someone else?:: nope
Solved a rubiks cube?:: yes! I took off all the color squares and put them on in the correct order
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: didn't realize you could do that till I went to college.
Cried over a girl?:: unfortunately
Cried over a boy?:: dude, that is so gay
Kissed a random stranger?:: nope.
Hugged a random stranger?:: that I have
Been in a fist fight?:: mmhmm
Been arrested?:: no!
Done drugs?:: nuh uh
Had alcohol?:: there's a loaded question
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: probably
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: ... because I'm seven years old?
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: once. man, I felt stupid
Swore at your parents?:: maybe
Been to warped tour?:: only if Pat McGee possibly made it on the setlist
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: nope. guys don't do that to other guys
Been in love?:: sure
Been close to love?:: yup
Been to a casino?:: a couple of times. not really my bag
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: I hit a deer once
Broken a bone?:: just a crack in my skull
Gotten stitches?:: you know it. I still have a wicked scar too.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: uh, not here
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: milk is disgusting.
Made homemade muffins?:: of course!
Bitten someone?:: when I was little
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: nah.
More than 5 times?:: no
Been to niagra falls?:: no
Burped in someones face?:: uh, no.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: when I was in 4th grade. it extended my christmas vacation by about 2 weeks

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: about an hour ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: 'Wedding Crashers'.
Read a book:: not since spring semester
Had a snow day:: not for a long time. like, since I was in junior high
Had a party:: the last one was my dad's 50th birthday I think
Had a slumber party:: .....because I'm female?
Made fun of someone:: who hasn't
Tripped in front of someone:: hi. I'm Ehren
Went to the grocery store:: last night
Got sick:: February
Cursed: the other day, playing Taboo

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: white, but let's not read anything into this
Lights on/lights off:: on.
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: no
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: pillows
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: mexican
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: mist
Rock/rap:: equally terrible
Meat/vegetarian:: meat. no doubt. no doubt in my mind
Boy/girl:: as in which I go after? girls
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: chocolate cake.
French toast/french fries:: fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: pool
Hugs/kisses:: I love handing out hugs.
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: window
Emo/goth:: ugh. oh, and quit calling me emo
Pink/purple:: no
Cat/dog:: no
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: long
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: spring break.
Clouds/clear sky:: clear sky
Moon/mars:: moon

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: many
What are their names?:: many
Do you have a best friend?:: not really, anymore
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: of course. and it was super humiliating
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: my close friends tend to be girls, but I know way more guys
Have you ever lost a friend?:: no
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: of course
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: tender!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: not often
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: dunno
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: dunno. lots of peeps do awesome things for me
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: absolutely
What friend have you known the longest?:: of the ones I talk to regularly, probably Brett or Bob, for like 20 years
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: sure
If so, what is it?:: not sure
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: whenever I'm not at work.
Do any of your friends drive?:: almost all my friends drive
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no ::knock on wood::
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: mooning an assload of people
What do you think your friends think of you?:: not sure. I hope they think I'm a good guy.
Have you ever been in love?:: I thought this question was asked already
If you have, with who?:: a close friend and someone who never even knew me
Are you single?:: mmhmm
Are you in a relationship?:: uh? look one question above
If so, for how long?:: 0.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: I'm really not sure anymore
What is your idea of the best date?:: one that happens, and leads to another date
What was your first kiss like?:: it was pretty terrible, much like my kisses now
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 15
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: honestly, I don't really know right now
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: not sure
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yeah
Have you ever been dumped?:: yup. I never do any dunping
Have you ever dumped someone?:: whoops, answered this one above

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: old people
Hat:: bad hair
Hard:: um, nevermind
Free:: *with participation
Space:: awesome sauce
Taste:: sweet
Good charlotte:: ugh.
Red:: hot
Deep:: new (Mayer fans get this one.)
Heart:: love
Cord:: guitar. (I know it's spelled 'chord' but that is the first thing that came to mind)
Cheese:: ick
Rain:: gloomy
Work:: ugh.
Pedal:: bike
Head:: hair
Bed:: warm
Fluff:: TV news
Hardcore:: badass
Race:: NASCAR. and in turn, hicks
Knife:: sharp
Jump:: high
am:: awesome
want:: a girl
need:: money
crave:: attention
love:: my friends
hate:: annoying people
did:: church
feel:: anxious
miss:: childhood
am annoyed by:: TALKING DURING MOVIES
would rather:: sleep
am tired of:: money
will always:: stay up, playa

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: the Mayer/Matthews one. college pop, probably
What time is it now?:: 2:30p
What day is it?:: Sunday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: Elena. that was like, 5 days ago though
How much money do you have right now?:: I'm broke as a joke
Are you hungry?:: no. thanks though
Whatcha doin?:: filling this out, bumping 'MHBL'
Do you like parades?:: what?
Do you like the moon?:: sure, when it isn't creepy orange
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: watch last week's Entourage
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: uh, no. are you high or something?
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: read people's minds
Have you ever had a picnic?:: all the time
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: huh?
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: you know it
pretty?:: no.
sarcastic?:: we haven't met, I gather
lazy?:: it depends
hyper?:: hah, no
friendly?:: I try.
evil?:: uh, no
smart?:: I like to think so
strong?:: I'm strong enough to be your man.
talented?:: it depends
dorky?:: oh, just a little

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: Dallas
skip:: dunno.
dance:: Lizzie
lonely:: your mom! OHSNAP
pen:: Krysta
flower:: dunno.
window:: Poppu
psycho:: not sure.
orange:: Emma
sassy:: Heather
jelly:: dad

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against.
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: indifferent, but keep your money out of US circulation
united states:: for
rock music:: depends on what kind of 'rock' we're talking. Trapt, I'm looking in your direction
gay marriage:: indifferent
school:: for
surveys:: indifferent.
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: against!
coffee:: against
pants:: for

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: no
Play strip poker?:: what do you mean, 'would you'?
Run away?:: ye.. uh, no
Curse at a teacher?:: if they deserved it. even then, probably not
Not take a shower for a week?:: um, no
Ask someone out?:: absolutely. I do all the time.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: nope
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: I totally want to
Go scuba diving?:: no
Write a book?:: working on it
Become a rockstar?:: if I could skip the drug addiction part and meet Mandy Moore

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: American Crew
What kind of computer do you have?:: I built it myself, sucka
What grade are you in?:: soph/junior in the state college system
How many posters do you have in your room?:: a couple
How many cds do you have?:: like, 500?
What time is it now?:: 5:54

now playing on iTunes: DMB 'Crash Into Me'

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Monday, July 18, 2005

MySpace is getting sick of my thievery

LASTS

Last Cigarette: like, 4 years ago
Last Alcoholic Drink: ...about 26 hours ago
Last Good Cry: a month or two ago
Last Library Book: what's a library? I like owning books, or borrowing from friends
Last book bought: Moneyball, I think. you know, if you don't count textbooks
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'
Last Cuss Word Uttererd : not even sure
Last Beverage Drank: water.
Last Food Consumed: some delicious honey-nut Cheerios
Last Phone Call (outgoing/incoming): Milbrandt.
Last Time Showered: this morning
Last Shoes Warn: the adidas flipflops which badly need replacing
Last CD Played: actual compact disc? Pat McGee Band Save Me
Last Annoyance: Nick incessantly quoting 'Zoolander'. either that or having to rename about 300 mp3's after copying my iPod over to my reformatted harddrive
Last Thing Written: see above
Last Words Spoken: not sure
Last Chair Sat in: my desk chair
Last Web page Visited: Blogger. mainly so I could throw this thing up
First screen name: aero_fan_98
First credit card: Visa
First enemy: I don't have enemies.

DO YOU:

like to cook: meh.
have a secret you haven't shared with anyone: sure.
want to get married: absolutely.
current hair color: blonde

FAVORITES:

number: 32
colors: dark blue
song(s): 'Must Have Been Love'

IN THE LAST TWO DAYS, HAVE YOU...

cried? hah. NO
said 'i love you'?: yes
talked to an ex?: I don't talk to any exes
hugged someone?: yes
kiss someone?: depends on what kind of kiss...

your name: huh? this was pretty random. shouldn't this be like, at the beginning of the form instead of smack in the middle? uh, I forgot the question
your gender: male
height: 6'2''
eye color: blue
your location: the paul
fears: yes, I have those

[ HAVE YOU EVER ]

cheated on someone? nope. not planning on it either
fallen for a relative? can we go back to the name question?
had your heart broken? yes
had a dream come true? probably
done something you regret? probably
cheated on a test? nope.
broken a body part? I cracked my skull once

[ CURRENT]

wearing: pj pants and a tshirt
chewing: nothing.
feeling: meh
watching: well, a '70's Show' DVD is on. not really watching it
should REALLY be: sleeping

[ DO YOU... ]

brush your teeth? you know it
have any piercings? nope
drive? sigh
ever get off the computer? it doesn't seem like it.

[ Friends ]

do you trust your friends? of course
are you a good friend? hell if I know.

[ THE LAST PERSON YOU...]

IMed? uh..... Laura.
yelled at? Austin
fell in love with? Kara

[Random....]

What was the worst day of your life? what the hell?
What has been the best day of your life? yeah, because I can remember dates
What comes first in your life? getting up in the morning
What do you usually think about before you go to bed? everything

[ FAVORITE . . .]

Store: American Eagle. or the Apple store
Relative: Austin
Sport: baseball
Vacation Spot: I love going up to Park Rapids. ideally, I'd like to spend a vacation in the UK seeing the old country
Fruit: bananas, strawberries or cantaloupe
Holiday: Christmas
Name for a Girl: Amanda, Madison, Cassandra
Name for a Boy: Jeremy, Joshua

[ DO YOU . . .]

Like to give hugs? of course.
Like to walk in the rain? light rain, yes. otherwise, I'll be inside, watching it through a window
Have a job? unfortunately
Sleep on your side? usually.
Think you're attractive? nope.
Have stuffed animals? just Sylvester and Mr. Bear. but um, they just kinda sit hidden away from everything

[ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT . . .]

Abortion: not a fan. but it's not my place to tell other people not to have them
Bill Clinton: great source of humor
Eating Disorders: product of Western culture
Tattoos: not for me
Piercing: nope
Drinking: occasionally.
Guys: most dudes are sex-driven morons.
Girls: [11:16PM] Parrot Malibu: chicks are nuts

[ THIS OR THAT]

Pierced nose or tongue? no.
Be serious or funny? I like to laugh
Simple or Complicated? simple
Sugar or salt? can't it be both, like a french fry dipped in a Frosty?
Tongue or belly button ring? no. though girls with the belly rings are hot
Chocolate or flowers? huh?
Angels or miracles? miracles.
Color or Black-and-white photos? black and white
Rap or Rock? depends on what kind of rock. Linkin Park, I'm looking in your direction
Stay up late or sleep in? stay up late
TV or radio? iPod
members of the opposite sex taller or shorter? shorter. 5'6'' to 5'9'' would be ideal
Sun or moon? the moon
Diamond or Ruby? spades
Left or Right? right
Kids or no kids? at some point, I definitely want a couple
Half-empty or Half-full? it depends on my mood that day
Mustard or ketchup? mustard
Newspaper or Magazine? newspaper
Give or receive? it has to be both, but give if it can't be both
Rain or snow? snow, as long as it doesn't stick around for 9 months
Mexican or Italian food? Italian, dude
A house in the woods or the city? city

now playing on iTunes: Coldplay 'See You Soon'

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

I love MySpace but....

I really, really disike the morons there. for example:
  • people who put like, 8 thousand huge ass images in their page, especially where you're supposed to indicate your interests [example]. look, if you can't use words well I understand. but PLEASE, keep the posting of pro-wrestling whore pix to a minimum. mmkay? greeeat.
  • pages with random moving images and/or a huge ass high contrast jpeg smack in the middle of their page. oh and also, whoever created the myspace CSS editor should've created some type of filter to weed out unsightly color combinations and literally painful page layouts.
  • the same goes for any of you fuckers who put embedded videos in your profiles. music is great. uh, except for yours. every once in a while I come across a good one, like Mayer or Pat McGee. I even saw an Oakenfold video today. but the vast majority are claptrap like Incubus, Sum 41 or Lil Jon featuring the Eastside Boyz , Fitty, Ludacris, Andre 5000, Juvenile, P. Diddy, etc. but videos are tolerable compared to...
  • fucking background music! at least videos you can stop. look bitches, I'm trying to browse the internets here while kicking back to Mandy or Josh Kelley or whatever. I don't want that interrupted by your lame ass MIDI version of 'My Heart Will Go On' on an endless loop. otherwise things could get very unpleasant.
that's it for now.

now playing on iTunes: Ben Folds Five 'The Last Polka'

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

random survey time

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Ehren A. Stemme.
Birth date: 2.20.1980
Birth place: St Paul MN
Current Location: same
Hair Color: blonde
Righty or Lefty: righty.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Norweigen, Swedish, English, mostly Irish
Shoes you wore today: the adidas
Your weakness: not sure. enlighten me
Your fears: dying alone
Your perfect pizza: sausage, Canadian bacon, maybe hamburger.
Goal you'd like to achieve: graduate from college.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your most overused phrase: 'it happens'
Your thoughts first waking up: 'what time is it?'
Your bedtime: anytime between midnight and 3a, depending on when I have to be up the next morning
Your most missed memory: zuh?

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: the mac, if I must choose
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nope!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: hardly ever.
Cuss: a lot at work, then hardly at all
Single: Yes
Take a shower: of course
Have a crush(es): it depends.
Think you've been in love: yes
Want to get married: eventually.
Believe in yourself: it depends
Get motion sickness: no...
Think you're attractive: hah, definitely not.
Get along with your parents: for the most part
Like thunderstorms: when they aren't scary huge and hitting the trees around my house

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: just last night
Gone on a date: not from a lack of trying
Gone to the mall: always
been on stage: nope
eaten an entire box of Oreos: by myself? my god no, too many oreos make me sick
Eaten sushi: nope!
Been dumped: not quite
Gone skating: no
Gone skinny dipping: never.
Stolen anything: not from a lack of trying

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a game that required removal of clothing: a couple times
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: a few times.
Been caught "doing something": almost.
Been called a tease: nope
Gotten beaten up: once.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER ( :| )

Age you hope to be married: not sure. ideally, 30. but that won't happen
Number of Children: not sure, at least two
Describe your dream wedding: I have never once thought about a possible wedding
How do you want to die: quickly and painlessly, while happy
What do you want to be when you grow up: a monkey!
What country would you most like to visit: Austria, England or Japan

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY

Best eye color?: doesn't matter
Best hair color?: brunette! totally.
Short or long hair: anything as long as it's not longer than mine
Height: no taller than 5'10''
Best first date location: somewhere quiet and unique.
first kiss location: anywhere alone
my "fantasy places": uh?

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

Number of people I could trust with my life: not sure there's anyone outside my family that qualifies
Number of CD's I own: probably close to 500 by now
Number of piercings: zilch
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: a couple times. all for good things, I swear
Number of scars on my body: no clue

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

today must be like, irrelevant post day

bored, again. fill this out for guaranteed goodtimes

X the ones you have done:

(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I rode in a taxi
(x) I have been in love
( ) I've had sex
( ) I've had sexual relations in public
(x) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have smoked pot
( ) I still smoke pot
( ) I've had a 3-some
(x) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up. (yes...in THAT way)
(x) I pissed on myself
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I've gone on a blind date
(x) I've lied to a friend
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
(x) I've skipped school
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have eaten sushi
( ) I have been snowboarding
( ) I have been happy with myself
(x) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a dance with someone of the same sex
( ) I've bungee jumped
(x) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I have been in a car accident
(x) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
(x) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have given oral sex
( ) I have recieved oral sex
(x) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
(x) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
(x) I've worn boxers
( ) I've milked a cow
(x) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) had sex with a best friend
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey.
(x) Lied to a friend you see everyday
( ) Kissed a person that has a g/f or b/f
( ) Used ice cubes as a foreplay accessory
(x) Wasted time filling this out instead of doing something productive
( ) Have nude pics of yourself on your computer
( ) Walked across 8 lanes of interstate highway
(x) Have been to camp
(x) Have read a book(s) more than one time
( ) Have eaten cat food
(x) Have been pulled over by a cop
( ) Own porn
( ) Am a Republican
(x) Likes classic movies
( ) Own a kitty
( ) Carried a lunchbox in high school
(x) Buy gumballs to watch them swirl in the machine
( ) Likes to be dominated
(x) Likes to drive with the windows down and the music turned up
( ) Eats PB &J for breakfast because there's nothing else

now playing on iTunes: Lifehouse 'Hanging by a Moment'

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

another stolen survey

waiting for a load of laundry, so I gaffled this from myspace and filled it out. lucky you!

Known as: Ehren, Stemme, Dogg Pound Gangsta, DPG
Lives in: my house. yay!
Birthday: 2.20.1980
Shoe size: 13
Hair color: red/blonde. mostly blonde.
Eye color: blue

* section 2 - have you ever... *

Cheated on someone?: no
Been Cheated on?: unfortunately
Fallen off the bed?: yeah
Broken someones heart?: not that I'm aware of.
Had your heart broken?: mmhmm
Had a dream come true?: I woke up today. So no.
Done something you regret?: everyone has

* section 3 - currently *

Wearing: jeans, white tshirt, work shirt
Listening to?: commercial break during the Twins game
Located?: the PAUL
Chatting with? Patrick
Watching?: Twins game. pay attention.
Should REALLY be doing?: cleaning. or sleeping. one of the two

* section 4 - do you... *

Brush your teeth? of course
Have any piercings?: nope
Drive?: sortof
Drink?: yeah
Smoke?: nope

* section 5 - the last person you... *

Hugged?: Ashley.
Kissed?: waaay too long ago to remember
IMed?: Bugay, probably
Talked to on the phone?: da sis
Yelled at? Aamodt

* section 6 - personal *

What do you want to be when you grow up? something
What has been the best day of your life?: not sure
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: three no's, beeotch
What are you most scared of?: stuff, and things
Did you lose someone you really loved?: at one point
How many times have you fallen in love? once
Love your friends?: you know it

* section 7 - favorite at the moment*

Movie: um... too hard
Store: the eagle
Relative: AUSTIN
Sport: baseball
Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate......!
Fruit: banana
Candy: Reese's white chocolate peanut butter cups
Day of the Week: Sunday
Color: blue
Name for a Girl: Amanda, Madison, Cassandra
Name for a Boy:

* section 8 - do you *

Like to give hugs?: yes
Like to give kisses?: it's been a loooong time
Like to walk in the rain?: as long as I have an umbrella
Like to travel?: I'd like to travel eventually
Have a goldfish?: ye.. uh, no
Have stuffed animals?: I used to, back in the day

*section 9 - what do you think about... *

Suicide: sad
Smoking: cough
Eating disorders: you don't wanna know what I think.
Summer: boo-yeah

* section 10 - this or that *

Pierced nose or tongue?: no
MTV or BET?: *cough*
7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek?: don't make me choose one. seriously.
Sugar or salt?: sugar
Silver or gold?: silver
Chocolate or flowers?: flowers
Color or Black-and-white photos?: black and white
Stay up late or sleep: sleep
Hot or cold?: cold
Mustard or ketchup?: mustard
Wonder or amazement?: wonder
Mexican or Italian: Italian
pepsii or Coke?: Coke, natch

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

I don't need a damned quiz to tell me this!

Pure as Driven Snow
You are 99% pure




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 98% on purity
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid
I'm interested to see how the rest of you fuckers did.

Now playing on iTunes: Agents of Good Roots 'Smilin' Up the Frown'

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

stupid myspace

take over MY life, will you?? *shakes fist*

oh, also I bought stuff today. I'm such a good consumer.

Now playing on iTunes: Guster 'Careful'

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Friday, January 28, 2005

check it

I made a totally awesome Valentine's mix the other day. but since I have no one to personally share it with, I've instead shared it with the world.

Here it is, if you have the iTunes.

Now playing on iTunes: Josh Kelley; 'Follow You'

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Thursday, January 27, 2005

how completely appropriate is this?





100 Years by Five for Fighting





"Every day's a new day...
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to choose
Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live"

2004 was about thinking and reflecting - but isn't every year?




I know Dorothy is out there laughing and nodding her head

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Saturday, November 6, 2004

I totally ripped Pat off.

1)Using band names, spell out your name:
Everclear
Hootie and the Blowfish
Rush
Extreme
New Radicals

Aerosmith

Seven Wiser
The Thorns
Eels
Maroon 5
Marcy Playground
Eastmountainsouth

2) Have you ever had a song written about you? not that I recall, my busty friend
3) What song makes you cry? there are a few. last one was a live version of John Mayer's 'Wheel'.
4) What song makes you happy? 'Mother, We Just Can't Get Enough' by the New Radicals.
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? whatever moves me and calms me down. you can bet Mayer is in there somewhere.
6) Name a song by Everclear: 'American Girl' (yes it's a cover of Petty's)
7) Who was/were your idols when you were younger? how much younger? I used to love the Aerosmith, and later on in life, Tom Petty.
8) First album you ever bought? Soul Asylum's Grave Dancers Union
9) Name a song that reminds you of someone and why: Beck's 'Lost Cause'... it's a very long story, and not all that interesting.

Appearance
HEIGHT: 6'1
HAIR COLOR: blonde or red, depending on who you ask
SKIN COLOR: white
PIERCINGS: none, I'm proud to say

Right Now
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: light blue.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Josh Kelley; 'Travelin''
WHAT IS THE TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH?: I ate some Farley's fruit snacks earler, and they were crap. I can tell 'cause I can still taste the grape
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: pleasantly mild.
HOW ARE YOU? tired, a little sad.

Do you
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: nail biting, the cursing thing
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: for the most part
LIKE TO DRIVE?: sure, why not?

Love
BOYFRIEND: dude, that is so gay
GIRLFRIEND: I'm almost 25. that window has long since closed
SEXUALITY: Hetero's cool.
CHILDREN: if someone wants to have children with me...
CURRENT CRUSH: .Mandy Moore (wait, an attainable crush?....)
BEEN IN LOVE?: unfortunately.
BEEN HURT: everybody hurts, sometimes (Michael Stipe)

Random
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: for the moment
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: my CD-ROM still has the 'How to Deal' movie in it. my stereo holds a John Mayer mix
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: listening to music, shopping, just being around people
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: the fam, and my friends
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: something Wilco, probably
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Eliz, Ehlenz, Hans
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: whatever takes the least amount of effort

When/what was the last
TIME YOU CRIED?: a couple of weeks ago, watching Big Daddy. that movie always gets me.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: a real letter? my last non-bill was probably back in June.
YOU GOT EMAIL? a few minutes ago. Cities 97 Sampler 16, here I come!
THING YOU PURCHASED: 'How to Deal', Prince's 'Crystal Ball' (again, bastards'
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: MTV's 'You've Got a Friend'. Never again.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Now playing on iTunes: Pat McGee; Rebecca

got this cat from Eliz. and I have the feeling that it wasted half an hour of my life.

Bold the ones that are true for you:

01. I love my cell phone.
02. I used to love Dawson's Creek.
03. I'm a caffeine addict.
04. I'm an 80s baby.
05. I have owned a transparent phone.
06. I love the weekends.
07. My first kiss was unexpected.
08. I love the Simpsons.
09. I am generally a happy person.
10. I love(d) high school.
11. I lived in Idaho.
12. I'm addicted to Degrassi.
13. I have gone to a tanning booth.
14. I've seen She's all That at least 50 times.
15. I have way too many pairs of shoes.
16. I am straight.
17. I love the Backstreet Boys.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I eventually want kids.
20. I am a person.
21. I actually know how to use Excel.
22. The snooze button is heavenly.
23. I can be mean when I want to.
24. My friends are rebellious.
25. Sometimes I cry for almost no reason.
26. I dress for how I feel that day.
27. My favorite superhero is Batman.
28. I procrastinate.
29. Winter is my favorite season.
30. I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
31. I love to sleep.
32. I have a lot of drama.
33. I hate when people are ridiculously late.
34. I'm a player.
35. I have a significant other.
36. All I drink is water.
37. I'm blonde.
38. I wish I was smarter. (I wish I were smarter)
39. I am the hottest bachelor(ette).
40. I have at least one secret.
41. No one knows my full story of my life.
42. I love my hair.
43. I sometimes fight with my parents.
44. I love to swim.
45. I have had the chicken pox.
46. I'm excited for the future.
47. I don't understand my parents.
48. I LOVE NEW YEARS.
49. I love the show 'Rich Girls'
50. I love my friends.
51. I celebrate my birthday in the summer
52. I am sure of myself.
53. I have had a broken bone.
54. I dislike it when people are ignorant.
55. I can play more than one instrument.
56. I love guys/girls that play the guitar.
57. I state the obvious.
58. I'm a happy person.
59. I love to dance.
60. I love to sing.
61. I hate cleaning my room.
62. I tend to get jealous very easily.
63. I like to play video games.
64. I love John Mayer
65. I am a coca-cola lover.
66. I don't eat beef.
67. I don't like to study for tests.
68. I love playdoh!
69. I am too forgiving.
70. I use my resources.
71. I love(d) college.
72. I have a talent of sweet talking my way out of things.
73. I don't drink enough to get drunk. (sometimes)
74. I love kisses on the forehead.
75. I love the color blue.
76. I don't sew.
77. I am not addicted to illegal drugs.
78. I love Prince William.
79. I play/have played softball.
80. I become stressed easily.
81. I read a lot.
82. I like comfy sweatpants.
83. Bam Margera is AWESOME.
84. I love the smell of fresh laundry.
85. I love my family.
86. I don't mind getting shots.
87. I am a perfectionist when it comes to certain things.
88. I always wanted to learn to play the drums. (but when I learned it was PAIN)
89. I hate the feeling of failure.
90. I am still a virgin.
91. I would love to have my own fashion line.
92. I can be quite selfish.
93. I still act like a little kid sometimes.
94. I twirl my spaghetti.
95. I can watch tv forever.
96. I love music.
97. I wish I was more motivated when it comes to school.
98. I love getting stuff in the mail.
99. I have problems letting go of people.
100. I hate the feeling of being alone.
101. I write to my grandparents.
102. I don't watch much TV these days.
103. I love Mario and Luigi.
104. I have at least one sister.
105. I have loads of books.
106. I've slept under the stars.
107. I love playing computer games.
108. I adore marijuana.
111. I like zoos.
112. I love spiders.
113. Duct tape heals all wounds.
114. I like where I live.
115. People are cool.
116. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
117. I have a Jacuzzi and a Porsche.
118. I have a lot to learn.
119. I carry a knife everywhere with myself. (Swiss Army, not a kitchen!)
120. My room is always clean.
121. I've never broken someone's bones.
122. I am an only child.
123. I hate snow.
124. I drink only milk.
125. Punk rock rules.
126. I hate Bill Gates!
127. I love Chinese food.
128. I would hate to be famous.
129. I am not a morning person.
130. I wear glasses.
131. I don't need glasses
132. I have potential.
133. I'm pure Japanese.
134. My legs are two different sizes. (lengthwise)
135. I have a twin.
136. I wear a padded bra. Otherwise I don't have boobs.
137. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
138. I'm left-handed.
139. I love commercials.
140. I don't like horror movies.
141. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
142. People hate me usually.
143. I love pop music.
144. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
145. I hate parking fines.
146. I know the National Anthem of my country by heart.
147. I know more than two languages.
148. I babysit.
149. I often want to throw my computer out the window.
150. Gap is my favorite store.
151. I don't like chocolate.
152. I'd like to be more original.
153. I've lied.
154. I am a dog person.
155. I want to conquer the world.
156. I wonder what happens when you die.
157. I've read all Harry Potter books.
158. I love sandals.
159. I love to exercise
160. I hate chemistry with a passion.
161. I love to write.
162. I like some changes.
163. I hate going to class.
164. I am afraid to die.
165. I hate dish washing
166. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly.
167. My nails are nine inches long.
168. My favorite color is black.
169. I like to sleep on the floor.
170. I am hopeless at cooking.
171. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
172. I should be doing something else rather than doing this.
173. My desk is cluttered.
174. I hate government
175. My parents are awesome.
176. I'm sometimes too nice for my own good.
177. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
178. I don't trust newspapers.
179. I like arguing.
180. I live in a lagoon.
181. I clean my room once a month.
182. I'm scared of American fast food.
183. I am prying open my third eye.
184. I love Mozambique.
185. I don't trust any religion.
186. I used to play with Barbies.
187. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
188. I like listening to wind chimes.
189. I'm very disorganized.
190. My hair is long and straight.
191. I learn a lot.
192. I don't like spicy food.
193. I keep a diary.
194. I like to rollerblade
195. I am extremely lazy.
196. I'm sarcastic.
197. I think my hair is annoying.
198. I'm sensitive.
199. I love being "abnormal".
200. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue
201. I am amazed how a cable news channel can make 30 minutes of news stretch for 24 hours.

there you go. eat that.

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Monday, June 21, 2004

Now playing on the iPod: agents of good roots; smilin' up the frown

as I'm bored and there's nothing to say.. here is a pointless exercise.


INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games

08. I've tried marijuana (back in my party days)
09. I've watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.

19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal

23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
26. I need money right now
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat

55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my Xanga
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God

64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before

73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex (most of the time, if I'm attracted to him/her)
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I have made a move on a friend's Sig. O. in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza

91. I watch soap operas whenever I can ( Y & R, Bold & the Beautiful, ATWT, Guiding Light )
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all (his music)
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I'm happy as of this moment

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