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I promise it won't suck so bad this time.
about me
I run this damn thing. that's really all the detail I care to get into here. if you wanna know more go here, here or here. thanks!

what I may or may not be up to
musicmobs
DVDs I be buyin'

posts by label
computer, drunkposts, iPod, local events, Mac, media, MySpace imitation, personal insight, site-related, TWINS BASEBALL

important links
newdeep
nohomers
BUGAY
boger
Homestar
Progressive Boink
The Pat McGee Band
like blog links? then you'll go apeshit over Linkland.

features
I hate Paul Ladewski (5/05)
I raped PepsiTunes (4/05)
shitty slogans (4/05)
top five tracks (2/05)
features archive

my old content
will show up here as I migrate it.
The Aerosmith Tribute
last updated July, 2000
my DISH Network page
last updated March-April, 2001
Open School graduation packet
last updated November, 1999
written archive
continuously updated, theoretically
more to come. PROMISE.

try contacting me
its five fifteen
admin@ES.com

last.FM top weekly tracks
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Feature Archive

where I archive my features.

1.21.2005: The Banner Barn

What's the most effective method against flashing banner ads? Why, that's right... mocking them!

10.25.2003: The Probe

More amazing insight into the Smart story. Plus, Katie Couric!

6.17.2003: Cornucopia! The Joe Smiley Story

Yup, I made a biography for a lame stick figure character.

3.15.2003: The Probe

Elizabeth Smart's home! Man, I'm naive... Or, I was.

12.8.2002: History of ES.com

I hope Warner Brothers doesn't try to sue me.

8.14.2001: AIM ROOLZ

Junior high girls, 98 Degrees and AOL Instant Messenger. Doesn't get too much more tedious than that.

7.12.2000: Britney in Hawaii

Man, this one takes me back. Remember when she was only a partial whore?

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