about me I run this damn thing. that's really all the detail I care to get into here. if you wanna know more go here, here or here. thanks!
what I may or may not be up to
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DVDs I be buyin'
posts by label
computer,
drunkposts,
iPod,
local events,
Mac,
media,
MySpace imitation,
personal insight,
site-related,
TWINS BASEBALL
important links
newdeep
nohomers
BUGAY
boger
Homestar
Progressive Boink
The Pat McGee Band
like blog links? then you'll go apeshit over Linkland.
features
I hate Paul Ladewski (5/05)
I raped PepsiTunes (4/05)
shitty slogans (4/05)
top five tracks (2/05)
features archive
my old content
will show up here as I migrate it.
The Aerosmith Tribute last updated July, 2000
my DISH Network page last updated March-April, 2001
Open School graduation packet last updated November, 1999
written archive continuously updated, theoretically
more to come. PROMISE.
try contacting me
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Feature Archive
where I archive my features.
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1.21.2005: The Banner Barn
What's the most effective method against flashing banner ads? Why, that's right... mocking them!
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10.25.2003: The Probe
More amazing insight into the Smart story. Plus, Katie Couric!
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6.17.2003: Cornucopia! The Joe Smiley Story
Yup, I made a biography for a lame stick figure character.
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3.15.2003: The Probe
Elizabeth Smart's home! Man, I'm naive... Or, I was.
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12.8.2002: History of ES.com
I hope Warner Brothers doesn't try to sue me.
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8.14.2001: AIM ROOLZ
Junior high girls, 98 Degrees and AOL Instant Messenger. Doesn't get too much more tedious than that.
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7.12.2000: Britney in Hawaii
Man, this one takes me back. Remember when she was only a partial whore?
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