Friday, December 3, 2004

the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

...and it was one for the books. how did it start? well, roughly after 11a my cellphone died. that was good times. what else happened? right, the check card thing... so I realized after leaving my 12:45 class that -- whoops, clumsy me -- I forgot my check card on my desk. that was pretty hot. I might have discovered this earlier, but because of all the hours I have had to pick up at work what with the christmas season, I studied straight through lunch. so, when I was leaving school I was pretty fucking hungry. but wait, I can't leave; no cash means no way to get home. guess what? it's telephone time. but it died earlier this morning. so I had to search for a phone. this is when I collided with someone in the hallway. I bend down to help her up and I find myself staring at the most beautiful girl in the history of time and/or space. of course, I lose all ability to talk, later to be [figuratively] teased as she waves goodbye and I sputter out something that probably closely resembled esperanto. so I finally got a ride to work, which was also good times an experience. I get there and am immediately barraged by salespeople, and the day progressively gets worse. because there was no custy traffic to speak of, the sales staff is in a rush to complete as many mundane tasks as possible, which usually causes me to be interrupted to the point where I can't accomplish my own tasks anymore. finally I snapped at a couple guys, got them to leave me alone, and got done what needed to get done so I could finally get home and eat something.... at 10:30p.

as a topper, I'm still wide awake. wheee!

Now playing on iTunes: Wayne; 'All in All"

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