Saturday, August 28, 2004

the shit playing on the iTunes thing? Fountains of Wayne; Hey Julie

so it's been a while since I posted here. and I apologize but it's gonna be negative n' shit. so deal...

Some fuck stole my cellphone yesterday while I was eating lunch. What the hell is the point of stealing a cellphone?? Once it gets reported stolen, you can't even re-activate it, much less use it. So I hope you enjoy it you fuckers, wherever you may be. Hey, and next time, be smart about what you pilfer. Example: Let's say one has an iPod, Palm Pilot and cellphone in his bag. He then leaves it unattended for approximately 6 seconds while he disposes of his trash. What would you do? I'd go for the pod personally. Or the Palm. Because those at least have some semblance of value. Instead this douche decides to aggravate me and take what is basically my lifeline.. On top of losing numbers I will not be able to retrieve (ahem, Leigh) this person robbed me of my ability to keep track of time, and could access my email through the minibrowser. Not to mention that there were pretty personal text messages on there. So while I jump through hoops to get a new handset, filing a police report, setting up an insurance claim, changing my email passwords, not being able to communicate with my friends the way I want to, and having to do all my calling through landline telephones, some soulless, dickless, unscrupulous bitch is either marveling at how clever it was of him to snatch a useless-to-him gadget or trading it for crack. I don't know for sure, and I don't really care. I just wish people had more sense.

Comments:
It was probably some stupid 10 year old that thought cell phones looked cool rather than usefull. He's probably bragging to his friends right now... happened to a friend.
 
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