Monday, March 15, 2004

This "spam" thing is getting out of control. Pop-ups too. For example, yesterday I was dutifully emptying my mostly-useless Hotmail inbox when I saw an email with a normal name and the subject line of "hi". So being the smart guy I am, I opened it and I found the most absurd line ever in a spam email. Here it is, exactly as it appeared:

CONGRATULATION

You have won FREE Dinner for two, from a lucky draw we conducted sometime back.

guh? Quite possibly the worst spam email ever. Though it did make me laugh quite a bit. Thusly, I am saving it, and have already made it my screenname in the Windows Messenger. "...tell us where to send your dinnercard." How about I tell you to eat my ass?

Now playing on the iPod: Ben Folds "Eddie Walker"

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