Wednesday, April 18, 2001

Things that bug me

  • People who end plural words with a Z instead of an S, and people who WrItE lIkE tHiS. Will you cut that shit out, please?
  • 93X
  • Jeff Foxworthy. Why was he ever well-known? Oh yeah, that "redneck" thing. Yep, that was funny for about 6 seconds.
  • The influx of 6'1", 210 pound, blonde-haired blue-eyed guys that seem to be on the internet an any given time. I mean really, there can't be that many of us.
  • Christina Aguilera -- Yes we all know now that you're a slut, so close your legs and drop off the earth please.
  • That one guy in *N Sync, the one who doesn't write his own music and has the intelligence of a thumbtack. Wait, that's all 4 of them. Anyhoo, shut up, all of you. Just because you can sell 47 gagillion records to google-eyed teenagers doesn't make you talented or respected.
  • Carl Pohlad -- Die already!!!
  • Pepsi
  • Percodan
  • My incessant knee pain

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